{"title":"Kundalini Browns","description":"\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0578\/5629\/4983\/files\/Brown-Kunda-Dunes.png?v=1744391396\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"position: absolute; left: -9999px; top: -9999px;\"\u003e\n\n\n \n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eKUNDALINI\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the primal energy in Hinduism and depicted as a coiled serpent. From the mountains of Nepal we bring to you the Silver Serpent.  \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eProtecting its user and bringing a sense of unbridled power.  Feel its strength rise through your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta name=\"viewport\" content=\"width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n        .image-container {\n            display: flex;\n            justify-content: center; \/* Center horizontally *\/\n            align-items: center; \/* Center vertically, if needed *\/\n            width: 100%; \/* Ensure the container spans the full width *\/\n        }\n        .centered-image {\n            width: 80%; \/* Adjust the width as needed *\/\n            height: auto; \/* Ensures the height is proportional *\/\n        }\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThese beads are 8 mm or 0.33 of an inch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eZambian Teak and Gabonese Wenge hardwood have been carefully selected.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n\n\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"kundalini-teak-comet","title":"Kundalini Teak - \"Comet\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8mm or 0.33 inch beads.\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Nepalese KUNDALINI Serpent offers its wearer protection and power, on a deeply primal level.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Nepalese KUNDALINI doesn’t follow trends—it sets them. Just like the man who wears it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eTHAT INCOMPETENT WAITER \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSpilled my drink all over me.  I think if It was a woman, I would have initially gone easier on them. But it was some dude.  What's his problem. The 'old me' would have ripped him a new asshole.  The 'new me' was far more patient. Sometimes I miss the old me  :( \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0578\/5629\/4983\/files\/BRVVA_SIZINGS.png?v=1745631819\" alt=\"Sizings\" style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"BRVVA","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":41353660072007,"sku":null,"price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":41353660104775,"sku":null,"price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":41353660137543,"sku":null,"price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":41353660170311,"sku":null,"price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":41353660203079,"sku":null,"price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0578\/5629\/4983\/files\/8-Kunda-Teak-L1.jpg?v=1735894368"},{"product_id":"kundalini-teak-meteor","title":"Kundalini Teak - \"Meteor\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8mm or 0.33 inch beads.\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Nepalese KUNDALINI Serpent offers its wearer protection and power, on a deeply primal level.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA man’s style is in the details, and this Nepalese KUNDALINI is the detail that defines you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE BROKEN TOILET\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewas inconvenient. No, more than that it was a pain in my ass. I am no plumber, I don't have a plumber.  Look to within, I said to myself. I went to the store, I spoke to them. I had pictures.  Today I learnt something new.  All good. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0578\/5629\/4983\/files\/BRVVA_SIZINGS.png?v=1745631819\" alt=\"Sizings\" style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"BRVVA","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":41353660727367,"sku":null,"price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":41353660760135,"sku":null,"price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":41353660792903,"sku":null,"price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":41353660825671,"sku":null,"price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":41353660858439,"sku":null,"price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0578\/5629\/4983\/files\/8-Kunda-Teak-M1.jpg?v=1735894367"},{"product_id":"kundalini-wenge-twister","title":"Kundalini Wenge - \"Twister\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8mm or 0.33 inch beads.\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Nepalese KUNDALINI Serpent offers its wearer protection and power, on a deeply primal level.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Nepalese KUNDALINI is for the man who doesn’t chase recognition—he commands it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMORE BROKEN PROMISES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edamn I hate when people don't keep their word.  Expectations unmet, trust shaken. It's easy to feel betrayed. I want to say it is pointless and that I am above it all.  I can't. People who lie to me are EJECTED from my life. No second chances.  Being a sack of shit comes with its own repercussions.  Fuck them.\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0578\/5629\/4983\/files\/BRVVA_SIZINGS.png?v=1745631819\" alt=\"Sizings\" style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"BRVVA","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":41353661218887,"sku":null,"price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":41353661251655,"sku":null,"price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":41353661284423,"sku":null,"price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":41353661317191,"sku":null,"price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":41353661349959,"sku":null,"price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0578\/5629\/4983\/files\/8-Kunda-Wenge-M1.jpg?v=1735894367"},{"product_id":"kundalini-wenge-tornado","title":"Kundalini Wenge - \"Tornado\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8mm or 0.33 inch beads.\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Wenge wood will shed its beeswax protection and will start absorbing YOUR natural oils. This bracelet will bond with you, it will become part of who you are\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Nepalese KUNDALINI Serpent offers its wearer protection and power, on a deeply primal level.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Nepalese KUNDALINI blends modern design with timeless appeal—a perfect balance for the modern man.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE FRIEND WHO ALWAYS TALKS BUT NEVER LISTENS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e He called again. I knew it would be 45 minutes of his ongoing issues. I could feel irritated, interrupt, or ignore his call. I can listen. I can give him that much, even if I get nothing back. He helped me once, so he needs a frinedly ear from time to time.  I can be that person\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0578\/5629\/4983\/files\/BRVVA_SIZINGS.png?v=1745631819\" alt=\"Sizings\" style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"BRVVA","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":41353661612103,"sku":null,"price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":41353661644871,"sku":null,"price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":41353661677639,"sku":null,"price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":41353661710407,"sku":null,"price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":41353661743175,"sku":null,"price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0578\/5629\/4983\/files\/8-Kunda-Wenge-L1.jpg?v=1735894367"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0578\/5629\/4983\/collections\/BRVVA_FP_8.jpg?v=1786291871","url":"https:\/\/brvva.com\/collections\/kundalini-browns.oembed","provider":"brvva","version":"1.0","type":"link"}